Now that's a fine bathtub

Today AKA was sitting weird in the bean bag so I made the passing observation without thinking: "You're sitting in the chair funny."

"What you say???" She demanded

We went back and forth this way about three times until she switched it up a bit:

"No! Not FINE!"

Me: "I did not say fine. I said funny."

"NO!" Her voice has reached the shrieking chipmunk crescendo by this point. "NOT FINE! NOT FINE BATHTUB!"

(What? You don't understand that? Clearly, it's because on the Qubo channel during the ad for the Jane and the Dragon show that plays at least 6 times an hour, the dragon voice has a British accent and his line is, "Define better" but with the accent it sounds like "bett-ah," and AKA has always believed he is saying "fine bathtub" and there is no point trying to tell her otherwise. Believe me.)